More Stupider

M.L. Kortes

I got your letter, got it today

Your spelling's getting better

Your punctuation's OK

Well I'm not an intellectual

But I've heard people say

You got to dumb it down down down

If you wanna get your way

CHORUS:

I shoulda been more stupider

A little bit more stupider

Just like the moons of Jupiter

I'd be better off in outer space

Before they had the privilege

To know the world was round

They'd never push things to the edge

They played it safe on middle ground

Even though I speak three languages

I still can't imitate

All of that baby talk trickling into your ear

Like that little baby doll you date

CHORUS

If I'd a been more stupider

Not too intense, not too bitter

Then you'd do me like you did her

I'd wear that silly grin across my face

I try and I try and I guess that I

Shouldn't get down on myself so much

Because anyone who would want

Someone like you

Is already plenty stupid enough

I got you letter, I got it right here

Your composition could be better

But the meaning is clear...

c. Magda Lane Music/ASCAP